Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My Hills Rundown

1.  Doesn't Stacie the Bartender look familiar?

2.  What's going on with Spencer's friend, Charlie's porn-stache?

3.  Stephanie Pratt is a douchebag.  She has Aubrey O'Day syndrome of the face.  She is SUCH a troublemaker.  

4.  Audrina, Ceiling Eyes, looks like she lost weight.

5.  Heidi has done an amazing job of going from sidekick to full-on B-list celeb.  I've grown to love her new look.  Who doesn't love big hair, big boobs, big shoes, big bags, big head?  

6.  I think Spencer gets his hair done?  One minute its like a bristly boar, the next, soft tendrils.

7.  Lauren hated her boat party = boo her!  I thought it looked fun.  She could use some Heidi-injection of the lips.  They were looking pretty sparse with that maroon lipstick. 

8.  I think Heidi's mom has a crush on Colby.  Cougar alert!
  
9.  Loved the fight scene.  Lasted about 2 seconds and I can't believe Spencer actually cut Cameron.  He probably used his stick-on nails for that gash.  Cameron is a douche though and probably why he dated Stephanie.  Douches stick together.

The end.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

yes the bartender does look familiar. at first i thought she was my man's girl (brody). ugh. i love heidi. she's fabulous! audrina needs a body. i can't imagine being her friend with her eyes. spencer claims that he's a purple belt in ju jit su. whatev.