Effing Exhausted

I hate cleaning.

Damn

I accidentally sent this text to my group text between my parents and I.

My mom is asking - who are you talking to?

And I'm apologizing to my Dad.

Embarrassed.

Dots

Does this bracelet make you dot-phobia people feel funny like it did for my husband?

Toy Box Jewels

F-Town Memory

Frederick friends,
Do you remember that lady who used to sell homecoming/prom dresses out of her basement?  And she would keep records of what school you went to so she didn't sell the same dress to the same event?  I wonder if she still works out of her house.

Friday the 13th

Anything unlucky happen to any of you?

O peed so much on the couch - on two pillows and it leaked down onto the frame. Luckily, it's all washable. I stripped the couch down and put everything in the washing machine. Went back and I couldnt find the paper towels. I interrogated O for a bit but then had an odd feeling that I forgot to remove the roll from the couch before stripping it. Shit. So I had to stop the wash cycle mid-wash but luckily fished it out before it damaged everything. Ugh. I can just hear Mr. Ho now if I had jammed the pipes or whatever.

So that paper towel roll that I marked 4/9? Lasted until today but by default.

Good Morning

Morning essentials. Coffee and a smoothie. Gets things "moving.". Har
Har.

And Skype with Mimi and Bboong Bboong.

People

I love how my MIL brings us People to read. I think it's hilarious how she brings People en Espanol, too.

Real Housewives

So I have this mom friend that I met in music class that lives in our neighborhood. Her daughter C is really sweet and such a good talker! She's about 6 months older than O. She works and has this great nanny and we've been doing a few play dates here and there.

When we took O for a walk the other day I ran into two ladies with their kiddies. I recognized one from Little Gym and stopped to ask if she was indeed from that class. She didn't recognize me (how dare she. Jk) but she now wants a play date with her neighbor friend as well!

So then Mr. Ho started making fun of me and called me and my new neighborhood friends the Real Housewives of F. Lol.

Waste

We use too many paper towels. Let's see how long this roll lasts.

I am the WORST

I know.  I am the worst blogger ever.  SIL reminded me last night that I haven't written anything in awhile.  It's not exactly like there has been that much going on.  Like I told her, I just feel uninspired sometimes.  I think, who the heck cares about what I'm doing?  Well, since I am self-centered enough, I am going to continue talking about myself and my life :)

Let the catch-up commence!

Slump

I'm in a slump. I feel unmotivated and uninspired.

I don't know what it is. The weather has been pretty so I can't blame that.

I am so unmotivated and uninspired that the only word I can think of to really describe my mood is "blah."

That's how boring I am these days.

Pillow

My mom left me her Temperpedic pillow. I hope it helps with the neck and shoulder pains.

This is the Truth

What

Whoever it was, don't teach my daughter math again, please.

ThingsYouTakeForGrantedSansBaby

The ease of escalators. So nice not to have to search for an elevator.

So excited!!!!

Time to start the new planner. YESSS!

Record

Holy moly. I did 90+ entries in December.

I'll do my best to keep this up.

You know you love me!

xoxo

Ho Girl

(Quiz: What show is that from?)

TMI?

I just want to know how often you get up in the middle of the night to pee. I have to go once every night. Going before bed doesn't help. I try to hold it but that just makes it worse and I start dreaming about peeing. Do I blame post-baby for this?

I hate it!

Argh

I'm having a rough morning. Too many dumb moves to name. And this gloomy weather is not helping.