My Own Failbook

You annoy me on Facebook if:

1. You can't spell.

2. You use 6th grade vernacular.

3. You use all caps.

4. You talk about all your wins at work. No one effing CARES.

There are more but I can't focus.

Edit: I'm sure someone's fb annoyance would include when you just talk about your kid and post a shit ton of pictures about your kid. Guilty. Can't stop. Won't stop.

Edit: another one - you preach "wisdom.". No one wants to hear your life advice. At least get a blog and do all the above :)