Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Dumb Moves

My dumb moves of the day:

Punched myself in the mouth while pulling up Olivia's pants after a diaper change.

While attempting to shake off all the sand off of Olivia before putting her in the carseat, I put her sneakers on top of the tire. I told myself, "don't leave them there and run them over." So guess what I did? I forgot. Drove all the way home, Lightbulb went off. Saw no shoes in the car. Drove back to the park. Found shoes in the parking lot.

Seriously, wtf is wrong with me these days? Is it mommy-brain?

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