AnnaK & I Are Not Friends

I want to make a public announcement that I wave the white flag.  I can no longer continue with Anna Karenina.  I only made it to page 218 out of 948.  I just can't get into it.  It may be one of the greatest novels of all time, but screw it.  I hate it.  Wikipedia told me how it ended and I'm still not impressed.

Here are some FIVE FUN FACTS:

1.  I enjoy basil plants.  They smell so fresh and whenever I cook with it, I can just envision Martha Stewart nodding her head with approval.  

2.  In kindergarden, we were supposed to come dressed as a pilgrim or a native-american for Thanksgiving.  I tried to explain to my mother, who had absolutely no idea.  So she sent me to school dressed in a hanbok, a traditional korean gown.  I was a pilgrim - a real fancy korean one.

3.  My parents went to the grocery store and left my brother and I home alone for the first time.  We were watching Looney Toons when it started thunderstorming.  I got scared sh*tless and convinced my brother we were going to get killed so we sought refuge at the neighbor's house.

4.  My BFFF once told me a scary story when I was a wee gal.  About this scary zombie hand that would shoot out of the toilet.  I still get nervous about flushing the toilet when I take a pee break in the middle of the night.

5.  I always tear when I yawn.  Anyone else?