Can't Keep Up

It started with that ridiculous Cingular commercial.  Where that little girl says, "IDK.  My BFF, Jill?"  That's when I really started to notice acronyms for everyday speak.  The ones I always knew were:

WTF (a personal fave) = What the f*ck

OMG (DHuang should get a tattoo of this) = Oh my G*d

IDK = I don't know

BFF = Best friends forever.  Or BFFF in my and YWilt's case

BTW = By the way

Here are some new ones I've picked up, but I'm probably late on all of these:

HBIC = Head b*tch in charge

FML = F*ck my life.  Love this website, btw

SMH = Shaking my head

ITA = I totally agree

FTW = For the win 

Here is a website filled with netlingo:  http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

Do you think one day our kids will speak to us just in acronyms?  

"M, INM" = Mom, I need money.

Just Call Me Danny Tanner

There was the utmost rancid smell coming from our old fridge.  I chucked everything I thought could be the culprit.  Mr. Ho and I thought it might be one of his stinky cheeses, but nope.  I made Mr. Ho go through the freezer too and he found a rotting piece of meat.  The compartment above the defunct ice-maker was completely warm.  Everything in that area was warm!  The rest of the freezer was cold but not icy cold.  I don't know why I did it, but when Mr. Ho took the meat out for me to inspect, I took the biggest whiff and dry heaved almost to death.  So gross.  

So we bought a new fridge!  I love it.  It is so spacious, not to mention clean, fresh, and an energy-saver!  I am a water snob and this water is totally drinkable so we'll be getting rid of the Deer Park cooler.  The plastic is going to stay on there for a little bit.  Just so I can relish in it's newness.  

I never thought new kitchen appliances would make me so happy!  Maybe I'm more excited to cross this off our house to-do list.  

Whenever I go nuts cleaning or do anything house related, I always think of Danny Tanner - Bob Saget's character on Full House.  Remember the episode where they bust Danny for vacuuming the vacuum cleaner?  I do that.

PS.  Watching Sleepers right now.  Never saw it before.  Love it!

Warm Weather = Crazy People?

Needless to say patkevin01@gmail.com was BLOCKED!  Initially I thought it might be an old wedding vendor contact or something like that.  I knew it was a stranger when they called me the wrong name.  I've used my alias "Mrs. Ho" to protect the innocent!  What a scam artist!

12:09 PM Pat: Hey

  How are you doing [Mrs. Ho]

 me: who is this

12:10 PM Pat: Pat Kevin

 me: i have no idea who u are

 Pat: The buyer of your item on Cr

12:11 PM me: ok. can i help you

 Pat: Sure

  i need someone who can be helping me with so payment

12:12 PM And i will be pay him or her off

12:13 PM you there?

12:15 PM me: dont message me again

 Pat: Why?

12:16 PM me: i dont know you

 Pat: i told you that am from Crigalist

  Can you work with me

  ?

 me: no

12:17 PM Pat: i will be pay you for everything you do

Toxic Womanizer

I know, 3 blogs in one day!  But I'm just so confused.  Remember this picture floating around?  It's Britney rehearsing for tour.  I was so excited and so proud of her hard work!

Now, here she is in concert.

Too many Cheetos to shake those pre-concert nerves, Brit?  Who cares, I still want tickets.  

Funny is the New Black

This is one of the earlier skits by The Lonely Island.  So crude, so hilarious, so Friday-perfect.

PianoMan

I am probably late on this one, but David Sides is so gifted.  Super jealous of his talent!  Maybe if I had a piano, I could practice...  Just kidding, Mr. Ho.  

Enjoy!

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

Last week, I had a really disgusting dream.  I had to go number 2 really, really bad, but someone was occupying the toilet.  I tried to hold it, but it slipped out and I caught it with my hands.  I then ran to the sink to clean up.

The next morning, I told my mother about this dream and I figured she would tell me the usual - that my dreams are ridiculous.  Instead, I was told to go buy a lotto ticket.

If you touch poop in any way in your dreams, it's good luck.  With your hands, or if you're covered in it, or even if you slip on it - it's all good things.  It doesn't even have to be your own poop.

So, I bought a Mega Millions ticket.  And I won!  I am now $7 richer!  

Dreams do come true.